Thursday, August 30, 2007

in my defense...

...and before we move on to that contest right away, let's all scroll back down to the picture, the infamous "pink hat" photo.

i submit to you that the picture (and indeed the head covering) is a fraud.

i submit to you that if you will note, our own "Krewe Chief," a Mr. P. Fleischer, is exhibiting a wide stance, one that looks remarkably similar to the one described by the senator from the great state of idaho as his preferred position when charged with committing an act of questionable taste.

i submit to you that in this photo, Mr. Fleischer's hands are somehow mysterioulsy not visible.

therefore, the image is clearly a fraud and the so-called "pink hat" was placed not only placed there by a Mr. Fleischer (rather than this writer) but he did so with the help of a second party barely visible on the grassy knoll behind us.

i implore all honest and decent citizens to demand the removal of this fraudulent image.

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